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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:32 pm 
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Alessa Rehn throws a party on Aliavelli. She invites Asher, Lia Xin, Lourima Viiran and Narissa Enshar, but Alessa never throws good parties! Will this one be any different?

Well, I mean, the last one she was involved in went pretty poorly...

pft, the after party is where it's at anyway.


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Alessa Rehn attempts to explain a youthful indiscretion to The Duchess, but The Duchess would rather talk about the mechanics of flight.

This already happened (as long as you sort of squint at the details).

it depends entirely on how you define 'flight'

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Well, that's not how I remember the War of the Wheel starting...or ending...

I think it got the middle bits right at least....

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The Eightfold Lotus attempts to explain religion to Sharaka, but the arrival of Huinn, Last of the Darkwings complicates matters.

:takei:

Well, Ruwin? Huey? Barinellos? You know what to do...

:D

funny story, Huinn was really just popping by for a loaf of bread, jug a milk, and stick of butter.

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To deafened ears we ask, unseen / "Which is life and which the dream?"


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The multiverse has it out for Aamir, as a Zombie Citizen attacks him. Poor Aamir now has to find The Shifter to talk some sense into him.

Aamir: "Look, I know that you like to cause havoc and all, but zombifying an entire society is simply rude."

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Cyrryc Adda planeswalks to Iun Ilana. There, he suffers from amnesia at the hands of Fisco Vane, the Shark.

Fisco: "So, you don't remember anything about the Taxman on Montemord, or Denner Fabellian on Dammerdall?"
Cyrryc: "Umm, no..."
Fisco: "Good."

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Valjan is under attack! Daneera must gather allies such as Raef before it's too late, but Daneera is hampered when she receives the artifact known as The Black Grail from Huinn, Last of the Darkwings.

Holy ****, that's a story. I can absolutely see Daneera being interested in the Black Grail, especially if she mistakenly thinks it can make someone a planeswalker. Granted, she wouldn't trust Huinn, but still...

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred chases Lady Nasina to the continent Koprafig. Upon landing on the continent Koprafig, she crosses the path of the other 'Walker.

Beryl: "I need your help."
Nasina: "You have chased me across worlds, little one. Why should I help you, and what do you want?"
Beryl: "I have stories to trade." Beryl withdrew a single Aubedore card and held it up. It was the Archmage. "And I'm looking for a man who didn't tell me the whole story."
Nasina: "If this man gave you that card, then you are looking for a man who never tells the whole story."

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The paths of fate have converged and Beryl, the Heart-Scarred is deceived by Rimarra, on behalf of Donagut because of the machinations of Ilyria the Accursed.

:huh:

(If you're imagining me making that Professor Farnsworth "Eh wha" sound, you're right.)

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Six planeswalkers are summoned to a secret meeting: Gale with her rope, Fisco Vane with his jakk gun, Kahr-ret-Taris with his moorent, Orida Vise with her Doom Clapper, Antine with his Kahvan Saber, and Gruff, with a big stick. But suddenly the torches are extinguished, and everyone sets down their weapons! When the torches are relit, they find a dead body there!

These six planeswalkers now journey around the Multiverse, visiting planes and questioning one another. Eventually, though, it becomes clear that the murderer was Antine, on Aliavelli, with the Moorent.

~whimpering noises~

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Iun Ilana! But Molcru doesn't have a date! Now Molcru is desperate to find someone to go with him! Molcru is resigned to being alone at the Prom. Oh No! Things get more complicated when Popular Planeswalker Asher delivers an epic put-down to Molcru and his "date!"

Okay, I admit that I added the quotation marks around "date," but it's the only way it made sense, which it does now. Perfect sense...

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Lia Xin wakes up to find she's on Solphos. She last remembers being on the Pearl Moon/Mist Moon and has no memory of how she got here! Will Lia be able to regain those lost memories before Auric Avarius takes advantage of the situation?

Auric: ~singing~ "Silence is golden..."

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Huinn, Last of the Darkwings finds himself captured by a very strange army comprised of Kors, Satyr Assassins, Nightmare Giants, and even Spawn Nymph Ninjas.

Then, a very strange army comprised of Kors, Satyr Assassins, Nightmare Giants, and even Spawn Nymph Ninjas finds itself dead.


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Begrudgingly, Raef saves Tey'von's life. Now, Tey'von is eternally grateful.

I feel like Tey'von meeting an angel has a lot of potential.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Alessa Rehn's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Aamir arrives! He comforts Alessa, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Alessa and Aamir head off to explore Ravnica.

Could happen...

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Blink has grown suspicious of Auric Avarius and follows the other 'walker to Thorneau. Then things get complicated as she is attacked by Sundar Elarion, Cara Holis, Eyeless, and a Viashino.

Eyeless, apparently, has quite a grudge...

Also, as far as we know, there are no Viashino on Thorneau, so this is probably a planeswalker that the generator didn't see fit to name. That's not nice, Generator. Not nice.

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Coincidentally, Raef and Kala, The Iron Doctor both end up on Dammerdall. There, they hear a strange tale told by a strange young child. In the tale, it seems that The Shifter arrives on the rogue plane Shandalar, in the possession of the artifact known as one of the Keys of the King Vasilias. Mad with power, he uses one of the Keys of the King Vasilias to terrible effect! Raef decides to investigate the tale, but Kala stays on Dammerdall.

Just try to follow along, folks. This is probably going somewhere...

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a tricky Kobold Citizen.

Chardis: "I believe, dear sister, that this now holds the record for the shortest match in Amphiseum history."
Syl: "Yes, dear brother. It seems that it was a poor decision to put a planeswalker against a 0/1 creature, no matter how tricky."
Chardis: "A 0/1 creature? What are you talking about, dear sister?"
Syl: "Oh, well, never mind, dear brother. It is not important."

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Donagut is investigating a violent assault on the wasteland plane of Gastal and his suspects include Kalit Mudroha, Cara Holis, Larasa Farleth, and Raiker Venn. To his surprise, all the facts point to... Kalit Mudroha!

I mean...yeah, probably.

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Completely on accident, Denner Fabellian saves Raiker Venn's life. Raiker returns the favor by trying to kill Denner.

I mean...yeah, probably.

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In a very special musical episode, the Eightfold Lotus throws down in an epic rap battle with Aloise Hartley and Larasa Farleth on Aliavelli... in song!

I mean...yeah, probably not...


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:32 pm 
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In the Blue Merfolk tavern on Iun Ilana, in the center of the main room, Alessa Rehn gives an Aubedore reading to Beryl, the Heart-Scarred in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, she draws the Archmage (inverted), the Ancient One, the Crow, and the Shadows (inverted).

For the spokes, she draws the Dragon, the Huntress (inverted), the Gravestone, and the Wolf (inverted).

At the Crossroads, she lays the Unicorn vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Hourglass (inverted), which is horizontal.

Beryl, the Heart-Scarred is very confused about its meaning.

Beryl: "What? Alessa, come on, I've been looking for you for years! And that's all you have to say to me? An Aubedore reading. I don't get it."

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After an unfortunate incident, Kalit Mudroha is suffering from typhoid. Now, he has to travel to Arbagoth in search of Kirsh of the Flats in the desperate hope that he can help.

Sounds like I brought him along on the Oregon Trail

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Syl of the Dual-Walkers interrupts a conspiracy between Renn Winmoore and Ellia the Endbringer.

Oh, good Lord...

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Snake battle a deadly Phoenix Monk.

So, the race is on in the M:EM for the first one to create a Phoenix Monk character...

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Mari Gwynn's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Aria arrives! She comforts Mari, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Mari and Aria head off to explore Keter.

This is one of the few "comforts" prompts I've seen that basically makes perfect sense.

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Sri Hara begins traveling with Huinn, Last of the Darkwings. Can they stick together despite their differences?

I can pretty much guarantee that no, they cannot.

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Yeong Eode arrives unexpectedly on Jakkard. There she converses with Lady Nasina. After the experience, she is left suffering from severe burns!

HA! Yeong Eode having a long-standing feud with Lady Nasina is now headcanon…

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Chardis of the Dual-Walkers attempts to explain how dangerous The Calling Bell is to Daneera, but he realizes Daneera couldn't care less!

Somehow, I picture this happening during the time in "The Planes of the Dual-Walkers" when Daneera was bound to the chair in the Rulus's tower. I imagine Chardis is just lecturing her on obscure Dominian history and she's having none of it, but can't go anywhere...

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Helkavin! But Narissa Enshar doesn't have a date! Now Narissa is desperate to find someone to go with her! Narissa is resigned to being alone at the Prom. Oh No! Things get more complicated when Aloise Hartley becomes insanely jealous of Narissa's date and moves in to monopolize the target of her affection!

This might be the subtlest way I've seen yet of the Generator being mean to Beryl. :cry:


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:47 pm 
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In a very special musical episode, the Eightfold Lotus throws down in an epic rap battle with Aloise Hartley and Larasa Farleth on Aliavelli... in song!

I mean...yeah, probably not...

Right. Everyone knows the epic rap battle would be held on Helkavin.

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In the Blue Merfolk tavern on Iun Ilana, in the center of the main room, Alessa Rehn gives an Aubedore reading to Beryl, the Heart-Scarred in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, she draws the Archmage (inverted), the Ancient One, the Crow, and the Shadows (inverted).

For the spokes, she draws the Dragon, the Huntress (inverted), the Gravestone, and the Wolf (inverted).

At the Crossroads, she lays the Unicorn vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Hourglass (inverted), which is horizontal.

Beryl, the Heart-Scarred is very confused about its meaning.

Beryl: "What? Alessa, come on, I've been looking for you for years! And that's all you have to say to me? An Aubedore reading. I don't get it."

Clearly, Beryl must then rush to meet Mari Gwynn so they can deal with ... Skoll? But ... that's not Beryl's job... :huh:

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Aloise Hartley throws a party on Aliavelli. She invites Mari Gwynn, Alessa Rehn, Tey'von and Elphimas, but Aloise never throws good parties! Will this one be any different?

You know, this one just might. As long as Beryl's home town isn't still on fire...

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The unthinkable has occurred on Aliavelli, which has caused a phenomenon known as Chaotic Æther. Penelophine is trapped there, but she isn't the only one caught in the cataclysm. Now Penelophine is deceived by The Duchess and Rimarra and Astria.

... or worse. :cry:

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Rimarra has gone missing, and now Auric Avarius goes in search of her. The search takes Auric from Jakkard to Bolas's Meditation Plane and finally to Keter, where he discovers that Rimarra doesn’t want to be found!

Yeah, not once she knows about his fixation. Not at all.

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Yeong Eode attempts to explain how to get to Ikass to Alar, but Alar just won't listen.

"Step out of the world? You're joking, right? Right?"


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 10:38 pm 
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Sri Hara begins traveling with Huinn, Last of the Darkwings. Can they stick together despite their differences?

I can pretty much guarantee that no, they cannot.

OK, this pretty much made me do a spit take. :D


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In the Blue Merfolk tavern on Iun Ilana, in the center of the main room, Alessa Rehn gives an Aubedore reading to Beryl, the Heart-Scarred in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, she draws the Archmage (inverted), the Ancient One, the Crow, and the Shadows (inverted).

For the spokes, she draws the Dragon, the Huntress (inverted), the Gravestone, and the Wolf (inverted).

At the Crossroads, she lays the Unicorn vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Hourglass (inverted), which is horizontal.

Beryl, the Heart-Scarred is very confused about its meaning.

Beryl: "What? Alessa, come on, I've been looking for you for years! And that's all you have to say to me? An Aubedore reading. I don't get it."

Plus, I would think that all the hugging would make it very difficult to shuffle!


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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Helkavin! But Narissa Enshar doesn't have a date! Now Narissa is desperate to find someone to go with her! Narissa is resigned to being alone at the Prom. Oh No! Things get more complicated when Aloise Hartley becomes insanely jealous of Narissa's date and moves in to monopolize the target of her affection!

This might be the subtlest way I've seen yet of the Generator being mean to Beryl. :cry:

Sigh.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose...


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Aloise Hartley throws a party on Aliavelli. She invites Mari Gwynn, Alessa Rehn, Tey'von and Elphimas, but Aloise never throws good parties! Will this one be any different?

You know, this one just might. As long as Beryl's home town isn't still on fire...

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The unthinkable has occurred on Aliavelli, which has caused a phenomenon known as Chaotic Æther. Penelophine is trapped there, but she isn't the only one caught in the cataclysm. Now Penelophine is deceived by The Duchess and Rimarra and Astria.

... or worse. :cry:

Yup... some things never change...


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OK, you all made it look like too much fun. I feel like generatin'!

[turns the meme crank]

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Denner Fabellian wants to learn about how to pronounce "Denner Fabellian", and so is forced to do battle with Lukas Harran. However, Lukas is suffering from blindness, and will only help Denner if he goes to the continent Braeidje to see Tryst about a cure. Tryst knows about the cure, but will only give it to Denner if he can locate a gilded lotus. Denner searches for it on the conspiracy-ridden plane of Fiora, but only finds a triskelavite. At this point, Denner gives up on this side quest.

I can't decide which I find funnier -- that Denner's bizarre quest is to learn how to say his own name, or that it is only marginally more complicated than his usual escapades.

(Raven, did you just add this prompt? I am dying, here! :D )


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Jade throws a party on Kephalai. She invites The Eightfold Lotus, Donagut, Alar and Sri Hara, and there Donagut and Alar hook up!..in bed.

Well, I mean, that is the traditional place for it!


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Donagut begins traveling with Sri Hara.

Ooooo, buddy cop movie!


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Molcru gets drawn into complex political intrigue by Orida Vise.

"Not ****ing likely."


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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred chases Zhiran to Solphos, Moag, and Zhiran's Academy. Upon landing on Zhiran's Academy, she trades information with the other 'Walker.

"You know, in retrospect, I probably should have looked there first."

(Also, Beryl on Solphos is a surprisingly interesting idea...)


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Larasa Farleth attempts to explain where she last saw Cyrryc Adda to Vasilias, Lord of Ariva, but Vasilias would rather talk about how much trouble she is in.

That does seem more his style.


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Raleris, the Lorekeeper reflects on his recent meeting with Yeong Eode on his deathbed.

I love it when we get cause and effect all in one.


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It's a high stakes game of cards on Shandrovol between Dorn, Elphimas, The Shifter, and Raleris, the Lorekeeper.

That does seem high-stakes...


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Eyeless regales the Eightfold Lotus with stories of her youth.

...weirdly plausible?


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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Ashkanar-That-Was! Zhiran has asked Ellia the Endbringer to go to the Prom with him! But Ellia feigns an engineered plague! Zhiran then goes to great lengths to find a cure for Ellia! Ellia feels terrible! Things get more complicated when Dantalion infests Ellia's date! Ellia angrily repudiates Dantalion but Dantalion was never there to begin with! Ellia's date is devastated by the accusation!

Well, prom is ****ed...


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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Nautilus battle a sneaky Sphinx Assassin.

"Sneaky sphinx assassin" is fun to say.


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Molcru has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Molcru discovers the secret admirer is Blink! Molcru tries to let Blink down easy.

Ooo, yeah... Blink is definitely *not* who you want as your secret admirer...

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Sri Hara begins traveling with Huinn, Last of the Darkwings. Can they stick together despite their differences?

I can pretty much guarantee that no, they cannot.

OK, this pretty much made me do a spit take. :D

:D

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Denner Fabellian wants to learn about how to pronounce "Denner Fabellian", and so is forced to do battle with Lukas Harran. However, Lukas is suffering from blindness, and will only help Denner if he goes to the continent Braeidje to see Tryst about a cure. Tryst knows about the cure, but will only give it to Denner if he can locate a gilded lotus. Denner searches for it on the conspiracy-ridden plane of Fiora, but only finds a triskelavite. At this point, Denner gives up on this side quest.

I can't decide which I find funnier -- that Denner's bizarre quest is to learn how to say his own name, or that it is only marginally more complicated than his usual escapades.

(Raven, did you just add this prompt? I am dying, here! :D )

I haven't added anything to the Generator in a long time. I did write the side quest prompt, but I'm not sure about the pronouncing his own name thing. I'm thinking that's actually a very unlikely coincidence. EDIT: Looking into this, it seems that there is about a 50% chance that, if this prompt calls the "how to pronounce" concept, it will be the protagonist's own name. I don't remember doing that, but it seems like something I would do.


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Donagut begins traveling with Sri Hara.

Ooooo, buddy cop movie!

Donagut: "He was a good partner: Sturdy. Tough. Reliable. The kind of guy who could really take a punch, which is great, 'cause I tend to get a lot of those things pointed my direction. My only complaint is that he doesn't like me drinking."
Sri Hara: "Huh? What makes you think that?"
Donagut: "Well, take last night, when I was trying to find something to open my beer. You kept saying tsk tsk at me."
Sri Hara: "I wasn't saying tsk tsk. I was saying tusk tusk. I was trying to offer my help."
Donagut: "Oh. Well, in that case, where's my beer?"
Sri Hara: "I put it in my trunk."
Donagut: "You put it away?"
Sir Hara: You could say that..."

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Molcru has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Molcru discovers the secret admirer is Blink! Molcru tries to let Blink down easy.

Ooo, yeah... Blink is definitely *not* who you want as your secret admirer...

Maybe better that than your overt admirer.

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Jakkard! But Syl of the Dual-Walkers doesn't have a date! She asks Donagut to the Prom. But Donagut is suffering from mana backlash and can only go if he gets better in time! Things get more complicated when Raiker Venn, the Multiverse's Greatest Poet, decides the Prom would make the perfect setting for his Magnum Opus!

Otherwise known as "Donagut's Very Bad, No-Good, Rotten Day."

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While visiting Arbagoth, Lourima Viiran was attacked by Syl of the Dual-Walkers. Now, Lourima believes she is cursed.

Syl "She is a sharp one, poor thing."

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The Shifter decides to investigate Zent and then wanders drunkenly into Jakkard.

Here you go, Barinellos. Have fun!

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Out of a sense of duty, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred saves Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands's life. Now, Rishima doesn't know what to think about Beryl.

:takei:

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After finding a rare map, Gale decides to search for a mysterious treasure on the ancient plane of Equilor. For the sake of safety, Gale seeks to travel with Orida. After a long and eventful adventure, they finally reach a decrepit castle. After hours of searching, they find their treasure! Triumphantly, Gale raises The Ythol Annulus over her head!

Orida: "Why the **** did you drag me along on this bull**** trip? And why the **** are you holding that thing up like that? And where did it ****ing come from, anyway? Let's see...'Made on Ythol'...oh ****..."


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In the Blue Merfolk tavern on Iun Ilana, in the center of the main room, Alessa Rehn gives an Aubedore reading to Beryl, the Heart-Scarred in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, she draws the Archmage (inverted), the Ancient One, the Crow, and the Shadows (inverted).

For the spokes, she draws the Dragon, the Huntress (inverted), the Gravestone, and the Wolf (inverted).

At the Crossroads, she lays the Unicorn vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Hourglass (inverted), which is horizontal.

Beryl, the Heart-Scarred is very confused about its meaning.

Beryl: "What? Alessa, come on, I've been looking for you for years! And that's all you have to say to me? An Aubedore reading. I don't get it."

urf... I hope it hasn't been years canonically.
I'm not sure Beryl would recognize her if she's been slogging through the sludge that is her emotional state for that long.

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Snake battle a deadly Phoenix Monk.

So, the race is on in the M:EM for the first one to create a Phoenix Monk character...

I want to point out that TECHNICALLY there's an entire race of them on Sri Hara's homeworld.
Kind of.

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Sri Hara begins traveling with Huinn, Last of the Darkwings. Can they stick together despite their differences?

I can pretty much guarantee that no, they cannot.

Huinn likes cold places and that's hell on Sri's arthritis.
...Also weird to think of any of our characters with something as mundane as arthritis.

Donagut: "He was a good partner: Sturdy. Tough. Reliable. The kind of guy who could really take a punch, which is great, 'cause I tend to get a lot of those things pointed my direction. My only complaint is that he doesn't like me drinking."
Sri Hara: "Huh? What makes you think that?"
Donagut: "Well, take last night, when I was trying to find something to open my beer. You kept saying tsk tsk at me."
Sri Hara: "I wasn't saying tsk tsk. I was saying tusk tusk. I was trying to offer my help."
Donagut: "Oh. Well, in that case, where's my beer?"
Sri Hara: "I put it in my trunk."
Donagut: "You put it away?"
Sir Hara: You could say that..."

Christus... I think Sri might be able to drink anyone under the table.
And I'm including Maral in that.

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The Shifter decides to investigate Zent and then wanders drunkenly into Jakkard.

Here you go, Barinellos. Have fun!

as we've canonically seen, he is a MEAN drunk.

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Out of a sense of duty, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred saves Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands's life. Now, Rishima doesn't know what to think about Beryl.

:takei:

What does a cat think of a mouse?


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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Ashkanar-That-Was! Zhiran has asked Ellia the Endbringer to go to the Prom with him! But Ellia feigns an engineered plague! Zhiran then goes to great lengths to find a cure for Ellia! Ellia feels terrible! Things get more complicated when Dantalion infests Ellia's date! Ellia angrily repudiates Dantalion but Dantalion was never there to begin with! Ellia's date is devastated by the accusation!

Well, prom is ****ed...

In case anyone can't recall, it's STRONGLY hinted that Ellia and Zhiran were... entangled at some point. So... weirdly plausible?

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I don't remember doing that, but it seems like something I would do.

This is uncomfortably close to the way I experience about 50 percent of my life... :/

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In a wild panic, Clade saves Vasilias, Lord of Ariva's life.

Okay, several things here:

1) I can't see Clade panicking.
2) I can't see Clade saving Vasilias's life.
3) Ariva is apparently about to get some shade.
4) Clade and Vasilias teaming up is pretty frightening.

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Lourima Viiran arrives on Ikass, in the possession of the artifact known as The Chaos Ring. Mad with power, she uses The Chaos Ring to terrible effect!

Maral, please don't tell me you dropped that thing during your recent Ordeal.

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Aamir has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Aamir discovers the secret admirer is Zhiran! Aamir tries to explain to Zhiran that he is in love with Sundar Elarion.

Well, about two-thirds of this seems strangely plausible.

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Antine has grown suspicious of Dantalion and follows the other 'walker to the Crafty Elemental tavern on Thorneau. Then things get complicated as he is attacked by Ungar Landvik, Lumina Revelaris, Eyeless, and a Miniature Faerie.

Legends say that the sound of whimpering can still be heard echoing through those walls. Also, why is Lumina involved?

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Yeong Eode has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Yeong Eode discovers the secret admirer is Raleris, the Lorekeeper! Yeong Eode laughs at him!

I mean, she probably would, yes.

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In the Silver Troll tavern on Adrisar, during a thunderstorm, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Alessa Rehn in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Dwarf, the Archer, the Sufferer (inverted), and the Dragon (inverted).

For the spokes, he draws the Peak, the Temple, the Twins, and the Fish.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Hourglass vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Turtle, which is horizontal.

Alessa Rehn is very confused about its meaning.

Considering Antony's recent tale, a reading for Alessa starting off with the Dwarf is particularly disturbing.

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In a very special musical episode, Cyrryc Adda crosses the path of Sri Hara... in song!

"Venoms and poisons and toxins that kill ya'
Mutating lizards to giant Godzillas,
Hornets and scorpions with all their stings,
These are a few of my favorite things!"

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The paths of fate have converged and Vasilias, Lord of Ariva is deceived by Aria because Aria is searching for one of the Keys of the King Vasilias.

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In a massive blizzard, Mari Gwynn saves Gruff's life. Now, Gruff doesn't know how to thank Mari Gwynn.

Mari: "Yes, that's a, um, lovely jar of beetles and, uh, beetle droppings, but I...oh, it's mine now? Uh, thanks, but..."

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Jade attempts to explain the value of The Staff of Endless Memory to the Eightfold Lotus, but Jinsen would rather talk about metaphysics.

I mean, yeah.

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After an unfortunate incident, Raef is suffering from phthisis. Now, he has to travel to Cyrea in search of Aamir in the desperate hope that he can help.

Speaking of metaphysics, hey, Barinellos? What happens to Raefiel if Raef is compleated?

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After speaking with Raleris, the Lorekeeper, Renn Winmoore decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Solphos. For the sake of safety, Renn decides to travel in secret. After a long and eventful adventure, he finally reaches a seemingly innocent little town. After hours of searching, he finds his treasure! Triumphantly, Renn raises a magic ring over his head!

Alternate ending to "To Call the World to Heel?"

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Agmund is investigating the theft of a vast store of mana on Jakkard and his suspects include the Eightfold Lotus, Ilyria the Accursed, Antine, and Lumina Revelaris. To his surprise, all the facts point to... Antine!

Alright, so which of you is going to write the story of Antine getting locked up on Penance?

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Raef. Poor Raef.

"Whether good or whether evil, all that's living winds up dead,
When angels rush on in where even fools would fear to tread."

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The multiverse has it out for Kimberley, as Gale curses her with boneitis. Poor Kimberley now has to find Morgan of Voor to seek revenge.

That's a funny name for a horrible disease.


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Lumina Revelaris begins traveling with Raiker Venn. Can they stick together despite their differences?

Not without a very strong glue, I'm afraid.

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Winter's Heart has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Ilyta planeswalks to a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as Interplanar Tunnel--outside of Ihn Gallad in search of it.

I mean, it's not that unlikely?

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The unthinkable has occurred on Dammerdall, which has caused a phenomenon known as Chaotic Æther. Kalit Mudroha is trapped there, but he isn't the only one caught in the cataclysm. Now Kalit comes into conflict with The Duchess, before he hides out on Thorneau.

Here "comes into conflict" reads "is manipulated by", of course.

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Helkavin is under attack! Chardis of the Dual-Walkers must gather allies such as Gruff, a demon of the Xordikrast, and Narissa Enshar before it's too late, but Chardis is hampered when he interrupts a conspiracy between Aamir and Fisco Vane, the Shark...in bed.

The best way to bring Fisco to the spotlight again! :D

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Aliavelli is under attack! Cara Holis must gather allies such as Beryl, the Heart-Scarred before it's too late, but Cara is hampered when she seeks revenge upon Asher.

That doesn't scan too bad?

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Denner Fabellian's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Fisco Vane, the Shark arrives! He comforts Denner, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Denner and Fisco head off [...]

Deja-vu?

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A Timmerian fiend throws a party on Zent. It invites Kala, The Iron Doctor, Sharaka, Mari Gwynn and Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, and there Kala and Sharaka hook up!

I'm happy for Sharaka, though I'm somewhat intrigued by the specifics of this peculiar union...

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The paths of fate have converged and Maral, Celestial Wright is coerced by Alar because Alar is searching for one of the Keys of the King Vasilias.

More like they team up?

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In a massive blizzard, Mari Gwynn saves Gruff's life. Now, Gruff doesn't know how to thank Mari Gwynn.

Mari: "Yes, that's a, um, lovely jar of beetles and, uh, beetle droppings, but I...oh, it's mine now? Uh, thanks, but..."

OK, this made me laugh out loud. :D


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Lumina Revelaris begins traveling with Raiker Venn. Can they stick together despite their differences?

Not without a very strong glue, I'm afraid.

So, for reasons I cannot hope to explain, I initially read this as "glutes" instead of "glue," and I immediately went deep into the tank trying to decide if Lumina works out or not. (My conclusion: I think she does. Especially after indulging her love for pancakes. I bet she hits the gym the next morning.)

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